Happy Holidays Y'all!
Whether you are drunkenly about to burn down your apartment lighting the menorah for Hanukkah , or the Kinara for Kwanzaa for that matter...whether you wake up tomorrow entangled in lights under your Christmas tree....whether you are sacrificing a cow for Eid-al-Adha, (soberly of course because it's against your religion to drink), - HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
And if you happen to be sacraficing a cow, please oh please invite me over. I need something other than the bus and my cats to blog about.
Auntie Scotch
Disclaimer: No animals were hurt during the writing of this blog.
And if you happen to be sacraficing a cow, please oh please invite me over. I need something other than the bus and my cats to blog about.
Auntie Scotch
Disclaimer: No animals were hurt during the writing of this blog.
posted by Betty Blog at 9:32 AM
1 Comments:
9:00AM. Bennett house. Middletown, NJ. Cow Sacrifice. Please be prompt as often Grampa grows impatient and starts the sacrifice early. Soon after, we will have salad for dinner. We are all vegetarians.
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