Two Short but Sweets for Monday
One....
This weekend my mother was driving along Storrow Drive with my 5 year old niece Kay when someone cut her off.
Jude: “Jeezus!!”
Kay, waving her fist responded in a thick Boston accent (that we never even knew she had): “Stupid Ahshole”
See, you are never too young to be a Masshole.
and two….
Reg and I went out for drinks on Sunday to watch the game and got into a conversation about ID checking with the bartender .
Bartender: Wow, you sure know your stuff, you must work in this business.
Me: Um, no, (cough), um…I…uh…..we ….(now dragging Reg into it)…. just drink in bars a lot.
This weekend my mother was driving along Storrow Drive with my 5 year old niece Kay when someone cut her off.
Jude: “Jeezus!!”
Kay, waving her fist responded in a thick Boston accent (that we never even knew she had): “Stupid Ahshole”
See, you are never too young to be a Masshole.
and two….
Reg and I went out for drinks on Sunday to watch the game and got into a conversation about ID checking with the bartender .
Bartender: Wow, you sure know your stuff, you must work in this business.
Me: Um, no, (cough), um…I…uh…..we ….(now dragging Reg into it)…. just drink in bars a lot.
Labels: Boozing, Driving in Boston, Family, Regina
posted by Betty Blog at 1:07 PM
4 Comments:
Don't you just love it when little kids swear?
My mother is still pissed about when my grandmother came over to watch me while my mom was away. My grandmother was using the vacuum and the hose disconnected from the canister of the vacuum. My grandmother, being a proper lady, said something to to the effect of "Oh, bother!". I, being the adorable 3 year old that I was (and BTW, I'm still adorable!) (Okay, maybe not so much ;) ), said "My mom says 'Oh, shit!!' when that happens."
Now I've got teenagers who have no problems with saying "fuck" right to my face. Ah, kids... Grrrr.
Hahahahaha! It is cute I hate to admit, esp. when they aren't yours. :-)
That is priceless, Auntie. Out of the mouths of babes...
And, yeah, I know a lot about carding, too. Now I just love it when I get carded.
I feel like I've been carded more lately at 31 than I did at 21! Possibly it's my immature attitude. :-)
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